Blimey, if you get a dodgy offer from some rando you’ve barely clapped eyes on, don’t be fooled by all the bells and whistles, mate. Keep your wits about you because this could be a right cock-up in disguise. This ain’t a blind date, sweetheart! You’re allowed to say, “Hold your horses, I need a tick to mull it over.” Lucky tip: When in doubt, pull out… your lucky rabbit’s foot. It’s bound to be more trustworthy than this joker.

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