Cor blimey, when your gaff looks like a scruffy dog’s dinner, you start twitching like a hyped-up squirrel on Red Bull. Mucky surroundings have you more wound up than a clock in a time traveller’s pocket. Before you tackle the next job that’s about as appealing as a sunburned nudist at a family picnic, use this opportunity to give your pad or office a proper sprucing up and get shot of all those jobs you’ve been avoiding like a fart in a lift. Lucky charm: A feather duster. Whip it out, you filthy animal. You’ll be surprised how tackling the dust bunnies can lead to a ‘clean sweep’ in other areas of your life. How’s that for a cheeky bit of Feng shui?

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