Cor blimey, it seems like you’ve got a case of itchy feet! Whether you’re off gallivanting for work or just legging it from your latest disaster, a change of scenery is just what the doctor ordered. It’ll do wonders for your creativity, trust me! I mean, it’s not like you’re Van Gogh, but every little helps, right? And who knows, maybe a change of latitude will help you finally suss out how to make life a bit less of a pig’s ear. It’s a long shot, but then again, so was your last relationship, and look how that turned out. Lucky charm: A horseshoe. Mind you, with your luck, it’ll probably be from the horse that trampled your last romantic prospect.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!