Before you go bending over backwards to do some mate a solid, pop the kettle on and have a proper chinwag with yourself. Reckon over your bucket list and life’s grand plan. Whether it’s at home or the office, give the old heave-ho to any clutter. Think of it as a spiritual spring clean, like Marie Kondo on steroids, except you’re chucking out bad karma instead of last season’s wardrobe. Your lucky charm for the week is a dustbin. Why? Because just like your life, it’s full of rubbish that needs chucking out. And remember, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, unless it’s your ex, then it’s just trash.

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