Right-o, brace yourself, love. You’re about to be bogged down with extra chores that’ll rob you of your precious telly time. But don’t throw a wobbly, it’s not all doom and gloom. The silver lining is, you’ll be knee-deep in brownie points from some high and mighty in your life. So, chin up, buttercup. Now, prepare for a surprise. There’s an offer coming your way, and it’s about as expected as a vegan at a butchers convention. Now, here’s the kicker – your lucky mantra is “Keep calm and carry on… complaining”. Because, let’s face it, you’re British, and a good moan is as therapeutic as a cup of tea and a digestive biscuit.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!