Alright sunshine, keep your trap shut unless you fancy a scrap. You might be feeling as playful as a kitten with a ball of yarn, but remember not everyone’s as tough as an old boot. So before you start taking the mickey out of some poor sod who can’t handle a laugh, take a step back. You wouldn’t want to cause a hullabaloo, or worse, upset the apple cart. They might take your banter seriously and end up in a right two and eight. So save the jokes for the pub, or you might find yourself in a pickle. Lucky charm: Keep a rubber duck in your pocket. Why? Because nothing says “I’m ready for anything” like a squeaky bath toy. Plus, it’ll give you something to chuck at anyone who can’t take a joke.

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