Blimey, if that chum of yours is getting on your wick more than a seagull on chips, then might be high time you told ’em to do one. You’ve moved up in the world, love, and they’re about as useful as a chocolate teapot. Sure, it’s all love and peace – but it’s a proper relief to drop the dead weight and get to grips with your relationship woes, innit? And here’s a bit of luck for ya – your lucky number’s 3. Three’s a crowd, they say, but in your case, it might just be the ticket to lighten the load. Don’t go chucking it around too freely though, we wouldn’t want you to end up with triple the trouble!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!