Now listen here, love, get your peepers off your own navel and take a butcher’s at the world from a different perspective. Imagine you’re in someone else’s brogues for a tick, and if you clock a way to lighten their load, don’t keep it to yourself, blabber it out. But remember, your own stability isn’t on a back burner, so if you’re in a pickle, pull your finger out and ask for a hand, you’re not a bloody superhero! Your lucky charm this week is a used teabag. Not much for style, but it’ll distract people from the fact you’re a complete and utter plonker!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!