Blimey, it’s all cloak and dagger with you, isn’t it? You’re like a vault with a broken lock, can’t keep a secret for toffee! If you’re bursting at the seams to blab, remember that trust’s a fragile bird, love. If you break it, it’ll fly away faster than a toupee in a hurricane. So, if you’re chewing your nails down to the quick over a secret, have a chinwag with the original blabbermouth before you go shooting your gob off. Oh, and here’s a little lucky charm for you: A minty breath freshener. Use it every time you’re tempted to spill the beans. It’ll keep your mouth busy, and as a bonus, you’ll smell less like a sewer rat.

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