Listen up, love. This week, you’re in the driver’s seat, but don’t get too smug about it. Whether you score the goal or end up with a face full of mud is all down to you. You’ve got more balls in the air than a circus juggler on speed. But it’s about time you had a good hard stare at your mug in the mirror and realised, yes, that’s the face of a winner. Or at least, a face only a mother could love. Your lucky charm this week is a mirror. Yes, I know, darling, it’s a risky proposition for some of us. But remember, it’s not about what’s on the outside, it’s about what’s on the inside. And if that doesn’t work, there’s always plastic surgery.

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