You’re running around like a blue-arsed fly, bending over backwards for others, aren’t you? It’s making your life as simple as a Love Island contestant’s vocabulary, isn’t it? But let’s be honest here darling, you’re not the Queen’s butler, are you? You’ve got your own noggin, crammed full of thoughts and ideas, even if most of them are about what you’re having for tea. You don’t have to take everyone’s two-bob advice just to put a smile on their mug. You’re your own person, not some puppet on strings. So today, do us all a favour and make your own decisions for once, yeah? Now for your lucky charm: a rubber duck. Sounds bonkers, I know, but believe me, the day you can float through life’s crap as effortlessly as a rubber duck in a bath, you’ll know you’re onto a winner. Plus, it’s a right laugh watching people’s faces when you pull a duck out your pocket!

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