Well, well, well, isn’t it a right pickle you’re in? Can’t keep your nose out of others’ business, can you? It’s like watching a car crash in slow motion – disastrous, yet you can’t pull your eyes away. You’re twitching to jump in, aren’t you? But hold your horses, love, they’ve got to learn to swim without their rubber ducks someday. So, sit on your hands, and let them make a mess of it, because, let’s be honest, they probably will. But hey, it shows you’ve got faith in their ability to, I don’t know, not completely cock it up perhaps? And for your lucky charm – how about a clover? It’s got four leaves for a reason, all the better to cover your eyes with when the inevitable disaster strikes. Just remember, when your luck’s in the clover, it’s probably hiding in the manure.

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