Oh, darling, you’ve been hopping about like a rabbit on speed, all excited about this little project of yours. You’ve been so busy painting rainbows in the sky, you’ve not noticed the unicorn droppings in your path. It’s a tough pill to swallow, but your grand plans have more holes than a Swiss cheese in a shooting range. Now, don’t get me wrong, a bit of optimism is as handy as a chocolate teapot in a heatwave, but it’s not going to help when your reasoning is as solid as a blancmange bridge. As for your lucky charm, your lucky number is zero. Because that’s the exact number of times this shambolic plan of yours is going to work. But do keep it in mind, love. You never know when you might need a good round number to remind you of your chances.

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