Your tribe and crew appear to be high on life, chipper as a choir of canaries on speed. It’s like a blasted Disney film around here! It’s a right royal pain in the arse when you’re about as cheery as a sloth on Valium. While it’s bloody marvellous to watch the merry lot of them frolic about, you’re paddling like a one-legged duck in a piranha pool just to keep up. If any of the cheerful buggers offers you a helping hand, for God’s sake, take it. And try to ditch that cynic’s hat you’ve been wearing like the crown jewels. Now, your lucky charm is a four-leaf clover. But let’s be honest, it’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot unless you’re planning to feed it to a vegetarian leprechaun.

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