Listen here, love, you’ve got a right knack for smothering your lot, don’t you? Like a clingy barnacle on a ship’s bottom, but today, you’ve decided to let go and let them breathe, ain’t ya? You’re so engrossed in your grand plans and work to-dos that you’ve decided to leave ’em alone, probably a shock to their systems, the poor things. Now, your lucky charm is a rubber chicken. Might sound daft, but keep it handy. You never know when you’ll need to bop someone on the head for a laugh. Or to shut ’em up. Either way, it’s a win-win!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!