Alright, mate. After yonks of chin-wags, it’s high time to face the music, no matter how much it gives you the collywobbles. Your chumship’s gone pear-shaped, it’s not the bee’s knees anymore, is it? You two need to tackle this bloomin’ mess that’s shaping up to be a right cock-up. Your lucky charm for the day is a four-leaf clover. Not that it’s gonna fix your friendship, but at least you might trip over a pot of gold or something. That’d be a right giggle, wouldn’t it?

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