Listen up, love! You’re absolutely gagging to tackle some tasks, ain’t ya? Any hiccups that pop up now will be as challenging as a game of cricket in a monsoon, but don’t worry, it’ll keep that noggin of yours as busy as a one-legged man at a bum-kicking contest. Chatting with some old workmate will be as rewarding as finding a fiver in your old jeans – you’ll both spark each other off like a pair of discount fireworks. And for your lucky charm, remember this: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush”. Just keep in mind, too many birds and you might be mistaken for a mad pigeon lady from Trafalgar Square.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!