Blimey, no matter how many stinkers you stumble upon or how peculiar they may be, the stupidest thing you could do is to stick your head in the sand like an ostrich on a beach holiday. There’s a certain nutter under your roof who’s giving you the side-eye like they’ve just nicked the last biscuit and they’re not ready to spill the beans yet. So for the time being, you’re left twiddling your thumbs and guessing. Lucky tip for you, darling: when you find yourself up the creek without a paddle, remember that denial is not just a river in Egypt. And remember, a rolling stone may gather no moss, but it can certainly knock over your gin and tonic if you’re not careful.

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