Cor blimey, Capricorn, engage that grey matter before your gob goes into overdrive, mate! Take a tick, mull over your words, we wouldn’t want to bruise anyone�s delicate feelings now, would we? I mean, it’d be a right pickle trying to patch things up, innit? Oh, and that power struggle happening at your work gaff? It�s about as enjoyable as a soggy biscuit in your morning tea. Tread lightly, darling, it’s like dog poo on the pavement, better to sidestep it than tread in it. Right, now for your lucky charm. It’s a rubber duck. Yes, you read that right, a rubber duck, the type you’d find in a bathtub. Why, you ask? Well, it’ll remind you to keep things light and not to take yourself too seriously! Remember, no one likes a soggy biscuit or a grumpy duck.

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