Cor blimey! Your job’s giving you more night sweats than a menopausal stripper in a heatwave! The sooner you pull your socks up and sort this malarkey, the more smug you’ll feel, you cheeky sod. Despite being as keen to tackle these issues as a vegan at a sausage fest, if you stick your neck out and dive in, it’ll all be sorted quicker than a curry through a short grandma. Lucky tip for the day: Remember, ‘A stitch in time saves nine.’ So, unless you fancy stitching your life back together, best to deal with any issues head-on. And for heaven’s sake, don’t take this advice if you’re a crap seamstress!

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