Oh, listen up, you secretive blighter! Only let slip the essentials, if you want to dodge those mind-bending chinwags. Suss out the exact tools of the trade you need to tick off your to-do list, and then get on with it, you lazy git. Answer those bleedin’ phone calls, texts and emails like you’re on speed dial! And slap on a happy grin, even if it’s as fake as a politician’s promise. Lucky tip, darling: A fake smile is like spanx for the face – it holds in all the crap and makes everything look better. Keep that in mind, love!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!