Even if you’re more stuck in your ways than a koala up a gum tree, you might stumble upon a job prospect that’s more exciting than a pensioner at bingo night. However, it’ll require you to up sticks, darling, and that’s not a decision you can make while you’re three sheets to the wind. So, ring up your motley crew of a family and your so-called friends; they may just surprise you with a nugget of wisdom. Your lucky charm, love, is a horseshoe, but only if you can pry it off a horse without getting kicked. Good luck with that!

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