Blimey, you’re as stunned as a toupee at a hurricane by the attitude of your mate or nosy parker from next door. They’ve been meddling around with your kin’s kerfuffle like a champ. It’s left you gobsmacked. You never pegged ’em for such a ballsy sort. You’re both chuffed and grateful for their nosiness; it’s like finding a sober thought in a politician’s head. Add on: Your lucky phrase today is “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” But let’s face it, knowing you, you’d probably lose the bird and get stuck in the bush.

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