You might find yourself, out of the goodness of your heart, lumped with the work of some old mucker or workmate on top of your own pile of to-dos. This is your misguided attempt to play the knight in shining armour, helping them wade through their quagmire of incompetence, all the while knowing that this act of charity is as temporary as a politician’s promise. But don’t worry your little head, you should be able to juggle this circus of responsibilities without turning into a complete basket case. As for your lucky charm, let’s go with a rubber duck. Why a rubber duck, you ask? Well, it’ll serve as a reminder that you’re just bobbing along, trying not to sink in this ridiculous ocean of life. And remember, just like the duck, even if you’re up to your neck in it, you’ve got to keep looking cheerful and afloat!

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