Blimey, love, get your knickers in a twist with the problems that pop up at the crack of dawn, pronto! Once you’ve done that, you’ll be back on your feet faster than a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest. Keep your cool and be a good sport to chatter about all your plan B’s, C’s and D’s. If someone’s darting around like a blue-arsed fly, politely tell ’em to slow down, there’s no rush unless they’re on the run from Her Majesty’s finest! Lucky tip of the day: Always carry a rubber duck. You never know when you might need to distract someone with a sudden game of �Duck, Duck, Goose�.

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