Well, love, you’ve been having a right old time of it, haven’t you? Money troubles up to your eyeballs, working like a dog and for what? Tuppence to rub together after paying off the butcher, the baker and probably the bleedin’ candlestick maker! But don’t fret, darling, because things are about to get a bit more interesting. Your ship’s finally coming in – and by ship, I mean that lousy tenner that Dave from the pub owes you. That’s right, you’re about to be rolling in it (and by ‘it’, I mean barely enough for a pint and a packet of crisps). But, hey, at least it’s an improvement on the usual handful of moths flying out of your wallet! And here’s your lucky bit, sweetheart: your lucky number this week is 2. Yes, 2! As in, the number of minutes you’ll feel rich before you spend that tenner from Dave. So, enjoy the high life while it lasts – you’ll be back to counting pennies before you know it!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!