Well, blimey! Your love life’s got as much excitement as a wet weekend in Wolverhampton. Got more spark in a broken toaster, haven�t ya? Why don’t you shake things up a bit? Propose a project, something thrilling, maybe build an IKEA wardrobe together. Without the instructions. You like living dangerously, don’t ya? Let those creative juices flow, love, or it might just turn out to be more fun than a game of charades with a mime artist. And here’s your lucky charm, darling: a four-leaf clover. It’s got about as much chance of reviving your love life as a chocolate teapot has of holding boiling water, but hey, miracles have happened on less.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!