Cor blimey, you�ve always been as stubborn as a mule with a toothache, haven’t ya? Got some big plans for the forthcoming months, do ya? Honestly, you’re clutching onto them like a bulldog on a postman’s leg. But don’t you worry about those naysayers, they’re as useful as a chocolate teapot. Your pig-headed persistence will turn that shaky little venture of yours from a right dog’s dinner into a ruddy good success. Just remember, even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes, so keep at it! And here’s a bit of a giggle for you, your lucky charm this week is a rubber duck. That’s right, a bloody rubber duck. I guess if your plans go down the drain, at least you’ll have a mate to keep you company!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!