Blimey! Ain’t it half past time we quit the belly-aching. Whether it’s your love life or that slog you call a job, it’s high time you pulled your socks up and started doing something, even if it makes the old biddies in the office clutch their pearls. Got a hankering for a bit of self-improvement, have we? Well, keep at it, you’ll need all the help you can get. The big wigs might even be a bit gobsmacked when you start taking charge, if they can tear themselves away from their tea and biscuits long enough to notice, that is. Now, for your lucky charm: it’s a lucky rabbit’s foot. Only issue is, it wasn’t so lucky for the rabbit, was it? But hey, maybe it’ll do you more good.

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