Blimey, it seems like you’re going all Gordon Ramsay on your work colleagues while you’re busy plotting your world domination from your office cubicle. You’re about as subtle as a sledgehammer at a china shop, and they’re not exactly chuffed about it. Yeah, we get it, your ideas are as bright as a summer day in Blackpool, but hold your horses and try not to steamroll over everyone else, you’re not exactly the Queen, are you? Your lucky phrase for the day is “Keep calm and carry on,” though in your case, it might be better to keep calm and stop being such a prat. The lucky colour is beige, which is a bit like your personality if you don’t tone it down a notch. You’re as welcome as a fart in a lift!

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