Blimey, you’re all revved up today, aren’t you? Your flatmates and colleagues are gawping at you like you’ve just solved Brexit. You’re tackling your tasks like a squirrel on Red Bull, and they’re about as stunned as a vegan in a butcher’s shop. Later, you’ve got a rendezvous with the in-laws, and you’re going to need to turn on the charm thicker than a politician during an election year. Even if they start spouting utter codswallop, bite your tongue and grin. Remember, you can’t fix stupid, but you can nod and smile at it. And here’s a bit of luck for you, your lucky item today is a feather. Why? Because it’s light and can tickle, just like your sense of humour when dealing with your in-laws. Now, isn’t that a hoot?

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