Cor blimey, you’re tasked with keeping the bloody jamboree that’s your team rollicking and riveting, like a Britain’s Got Talent audition after a sherry binge. If any of your comrades are tossing about as much useful input as a chocolate teapot, do us all a favour and call them out, love. Their slack could be the difference between your project soaring like an eagle or sinking like a lead balloon. If you’re the one cracking the whip, make sure that your lot are as alert as a fox in a chicken coop. They need to be in their prime, sharper than a weasel in a waistcoat. Your lucky phrase for the week is “It’s like herding cats in here!” � perfect for when your team’s as organised as a cheese rolling competition. Chuckle at the absurdity, but remember, even a blind squirrel finds a nut now and then.

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