Listen up, sunshine, working with a bunch of sycophantic, yes-men will get you further than hanging about with a gaggle of argumentative nincompoops. If some birdbrained obstacle pops up, pull out a cunning stunt that tickles your fancy. If push comes to shove, act like a diplomat at a naff cocktail party and compromise. Yes, compromise, that’s the posh word for lying through your teeth. You�ve got skills that a team of monkeys would appreciate, but remember, even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while. Here’s a cheeky little tidbit for you: Your lucky item is a rubber duck. Why? Because when life gets too serious, nothing says ‘pull yourself together’ quite like a squeaky toy designed for a toddler’s bath time.

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