Recently, you’ve been twitchier than a chihuahua on a caffeine binge, and you’re ready to admit that keeping your focus is about as easy as teaching a cat to moonwalk. Today, you’d rather be hemmed in by folks you actually like, rather than having to endure the constant moaning of those who could find a problem with a lottery win. Lucky charm for you: a horseshoe. Just remember, it’s meant to bring luck, not to be used as a weapon against the moaners. A little tip: try not to hit anyone in the face, you don’t want to ruin their only redeeming feature.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!