Today love, you might feel like your mates are about as useful as a chocolate teapot. If you’ve got any plans with these numpties, brace yourself for a right muddle – they couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery. Watch your gob when yapping with the bigwigs, you don’t want to make a dog’s dinner out of it. But fear not, your nearest and dearest are still your cup of tea, serving up nothing but pure joy – even though they’re as mad as a box of frogs. Your lucky charm for the day is a teabag. Why, you ask? Well, because just like a good cuppa, you never know how strong you are until you’re in hot water!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!