Well, butter my crumpets and call me a saint, it seems everyone’s got their hands in your pockets like you’re a bleeding walking charity! You’re like a dependable old spaniel, always fetching and carrying, but what’s in it for you? Not a bloody sausage, that’s what! It’s high time to stop playing nursemaid to these energy vampires and start living a bit, ain’t it? Don’t be a mug, take a gander beyond your usual haunts and find some new mates who won’t treat you like a personal dial-a-ride. Get out there and discover some new interests that’ll tickle your fancy and give your life a bit of a boost, instead of being the ever-reliable, ever-available pack mule for your so-called friends. Lucky item: a blindfold. Might help you pretend you’re not seeing the blatant abuse of your good nature. But remember, it’s no good if you keep peeking out from under it!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!