You’ve been bending over backwards trying to be all sensible like, but it’s tougher than a two-dollar steak when you’re as clueless as a bat in daylight about what’s really going on. If you’ve got your knickers in a twist over some family kerfuffle, property drama, or money woes, chinwag with a mate you’d trust with your last pint. You might be gobsmacked by the pearls of wisdom they drop. And for your luck booster shot, remember: ‘The early bird may get the worm, but it’s the second mouse that gets the cheese.’ So, don’t be in a hurry to be the first in line, unless it’s for the loo after a curry night. Your lucky charm is a pair of mismatched socks – because nothing says ‘I couldn’t care less’ quite like it.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!