Well, darling, it’s high time you stopped hiding your light under a bushel and let it shine like a drag queen at a disco. You’ve always been as shy as a stripper at Sunday service when it comes to flaunting your talents, but it’s time to roll the dice, pet. You could hit the jackpot or, at the very least, afford a better brand of gin. Keep an eye out for some dodgy offer that’ll likely land on your lap when you’re just about to knock off for the day. It might be as appealing as a cold cup of tea, but give it a once over. It could be your ticket to trading in your council house for a castle, if not, well at least you’ll have a good laugh. And for your lucky charm, try carrying around a four-leaf clover. Not that it’ll increase your chances of striking it rich, but at least it’ll give you something to do while you’re waiting for your luck to change. And remember, your lucky number is 7, because it’s the only number that sounds like it’s had a few too many pints and still trying to keep it together.

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