Keep those peepers peeled, darling. Be as flexible as a Cirque du Soleil performer with these changes your mates are banging on about. When asked a question, don’t faff about, just spit out the truth. You’ll find that relationships blossom like a pubescent teenager when you show that you’re actually giving a toss about what others are saying. Now, don’t be a lazy sod, go that extra mile! Now, for your lucky bit: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” But make sure that bird isn’t a pigeon, dear. They’re not as lucky as they’re cracked up to be, and they shit everywhere.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!