Cor blimey, your labour, swatting and other tedious obligations are going to go down smoother than a pint of stout, and it’s all down to the amount of elbow grease and blinkered attention you’re willing to chuck at them. There’s this old chit-chat, ‘If you’re nutty about what you’re doing, it doesn’t feel like you’re grafting’, and for you, mate, that’s bang on the money today. You can rattle off a whole bunch of reasons why your job’s not a complete dog’s dinner. Your lucky phrase for today: ‘A fool and his money are soon parted.’ Sounds about right, considering the amount you spent at the pub last night, you nutter!

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