Well, darling, you’re all geared up to make a bond with your sweetheart as sturdy as Prince Charles’ grip on the throne, eh? Doing them a favour that’s bigger than the Queen’s hat collection will surely show just how fond you are of them – or how desperate you are for their attention, am I right? Today is looking luckier than a pigeon in Trafalgar Square for your love life. Your sunny outlook will sprinkle some fairy dust on all your relations, making them as shiny as an Essex girl’s fake tan. I’m telling you, if positivity were a drug, you’d be off your trolley! And for your daily dose of luck, here’s a phrase to keep in your pocket: “A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.” But remember, if you’re dealing with birds, you might want to invest in some hand sanitiser. You know, just to be safe.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!