Blimey, love, you’re having a right old stinker of a time, ain’t ya? It’s like you’ve gone and made yourself the national pastime for all the bosses, aged relatives, and folks with fancy titles. They’re all taking a pop at you – you’re more popular than a pint at the pub on a Friday night! Best bit of advice? Keep your head down, love. Try and be as inconspicuous as a streaker at a vicar’s tea party. Don’t fret your knickers into a twist, this storm will pass quicker than a curry through a tourist. Now, here’s a lucky charm for you – a four-leaf clover. Not that it’s done a lot of good for the Irish, but hey, worth a punt, right?

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!