Blimey, you’ve got more tension in your relationships than a cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Somehow, you’re managing to keep your ship steady in stormy waters, like a captain in a rubber dinghy with a teaspoon for an oar. But at home, my dear, you’ve got a real moaner on your hands. They’re grumbling about you clocking up the hours, in the office or elsewhere, like a badger about a worm shortage. You can’t blame them, can you? After all, you’re about as present as a ghost at a seance. Lucky tip: If you find a four-leaf clover, keep it. It might be the only thing standing between you and a divorce. Or at least offer to make a cup of tea once in a while, it might just save your neck.

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