Blow a raspberry at the nattering nabobs! Their babble’s about as useful as a chocolate teapot. You don’t need their say-so to get on with your own jolly japes. Bugger the brown-nosing and start tickling your own fancy for once. Squabbles have left you more drained than a beer keg at a football match. Time to pop your feet up, grab a cuppa and recharge your batteries. Lucky tip: Find yourself a four-leaf clover. Not that it’ll suddenly turn your life into a bed of roses or anything, but at least you’ll have a bit of greenery to look at when the world goes pear-shaped.

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!