When you’re stuck in a creative rut, it feels as nigh on impossible as trying to squeeze a good tune out of a tone-deaf walrus to conjure up any fresh notions. The more folks prance about expecting you to be the bloody oracle, the more you feel like you’re trying to yank a rabbit out of a hat that’s bloody well empty. Why don’t you try bothering that creative mate of yours for a change? Lucky Charm: Keep a rubber duck in your pocket. It can’t offer any groundbreaking ideas, but at least it won’t nick your biscuits when you’re not looking.

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