If your lot starts whinging that they’re seeing less of you than a vegan at a barbecue, it’s about time you took notice. Get off your arse and find a moment to spend with the folks that you actually tolerate. Sure, you’re busy chasing dreams and duties like a dog after a sausage roll, but don’t forget to mix it up a bit with some fun as well – it’s about as important as remembering to put the bins out on the right day. Your lucky charm this week is a teabag – just like life, it’s all about knowing when to dunk and when to pull out before it all gets too bitter. Remember, nobody likes a soggy bottom.

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