Blimey, mate, you’re about to be as subtle as a brick through a window, ain’t ya? Spillin’ all your beans too soon might just kick off your little teamwork tango on the wrong foot, and we wouldn’t want that now, would we? After a few hours that’d make a saint swear, you’ll find your pockets feelin’ a bit light, all thanks to those bloody household bills. That’s right, even the electricity’s against you now! And don’t get me started on the resident pain in the arse. Whether they share your roof or your work cubicle, they’re about to get right under your skin. Those harmless little jabs they usually throw – well, they’re more irritating than a mosquito in your knickers. Lucky Phrases: “A stitch in time saves nine”, which in your case means, stop being a blabbermouth before you cock up the whole operation. Funny thing is, if you stitched your mouth shut, we’d all have a lucky escape, wouldn’t we?

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