Oi, listen up, you cheeky sod! You wouldn’t hesitate to pounce like a fox in a henhouse if you spied a smashing opportunity to buff up your skills or inflate your ego. You’re always game for a romp in the unknown, especially if there’s a sniff of a chance it could spruce up your life, not unlike a desperate housewife discovering Botox! Lucky charm: A four-leaf clover. Although, knowing your luck, it’s probably three leaves and a bit of green chewing gum. Still, could be worse, it might have been a dog turd!

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