Blimey, that colleague of yours with the bloomin’ irritating quirks, is starting to rattle your cage, ain’t they? You’re well aware that expecting them to change is as likely as a vegan ordering a Big Mac, but you’ve got to find a way to tolerate their antics or risk turning the office into a real-life episode of EastEnders. And you, don’t think you’re off the hook. Instead of whinging about it, why not volunteer for some internal training to better yourself? It’s about as thrilling as watching paint dry, but at least it might distract you from their bloody annoying habits for a bit. By the way, your lucky charm this week is a rubber duck. Don’t ask why, just embrace the absurdity. I mean, it can’t be any more ridiculous than your workmate’s habits, can it?

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