Blimey, looks like you’re off to a rollicking start! Your social life’s about to get as wild as a cockney night out at the boozer. You’re likely to bump into some right characters, probably in places where the Queen wouldn’t dare to tread. As for romance, well, brace yourself, darling. You might get caught up in a torrid fling that’ll fizzle out faster than a cheap firework. Why, you ask? Well, turns out you’ll have as much in common as a vegan at a butchers’. Now, for your lucky charm: a rubber duck. That’s right, a bloomin’ rubber duck. Why? Because when your love life’s going down the drain, at least you’ll have a duck to keep you company. Keep it floatin’, darling!

Come back tomorrow for another exciting horoscope!